Sunday, August 31, 2014

Great political day

   A big thank you goes out to the County Midwives Association for competiting against the Certified Plumbers and Opthomologist Uniton.  The ladies did an excellent job of showing the crowd the breathing exercises for extracts ringers from the stakes.  It takes some co-ordination.  Several people in the now heated stands along the Bamford Horseshoe Pit fainted.

    The CPOU brought along a gigantic sign advertising their motto. "Helping you see sewage".  It was well received by the audience.  But they did not like the nasty comments by some of the visitors from Apsley.  Like your sewage doesn't smell?

    All three political candidates turned up.  First speaker, Zack Hatchet ,promised to pave the museum parking lot.  So then, when Penelopy Razer took the stand, she upped it by saying if she was elected she would put parking lines on the pavement.  Hard to believe, but Sandy Beach from Paudash said she would do all of the above and in addition,  put up evening entertainment for visitors.

     Zack really ended the debate by saying, he'll pave it, line it, and entertain it with exotic dancers.  Immediately Penelopy and Sandy volunteered to perform and feeling a possible of conflict of interest, resigned from the election attempt.  What a thrilling ending!

    Thanks to the police for demonstating how to shoot beer cans from the top of the stakes.  Thanks to the plumbers for duct taping the holes in the neighbour's RV.

     Unfortunately the 'Shoesies', the HG cheerleaders, had a mechanical breakdown on their touring bus and were stranded in Thunderbay.  Last we heard they were hitchhiking on the Transcanada highway.

     By the way, the midwives pulled out a 40 to 39 victory.  Champagne for the crowd from the County Municipal Workers Union.  Thanks guys.

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